Breeder jokes

• what do you get when you throw a straight couple into a vat of acid? 
  breeding stock 
• what do you call a straight guy in a gay bar? 
  a lynch mob 
• What do you call a straight actor? 
  an e'ffing liar 
• what do you do you do when you see a straight guy getting bashed? 
  kick him while he's down 
• how many straight guys can you get into the closet? 
  depends on the fraternity 
• what do you do you do when you see a straight guy getting bashed? 
  kick him while he's down 
• What do u get when you cross a hetero with a meat grinder? 
  Breeding grounds 

Q: What’s the difference between a straight man and a vibrator?

A: The vibrator lasts more than 5 minutes.

Q: Why are hetero women always left unsatisfied?

A: Straight men never ask for directions to the G-spot.

Q: How many straight men does it take to bring out the trash?

A: One man and his wife to bitch at him for an entire week to do it.  

Q: What’s straight and satisfying?

A: Nothing.

Q: Why did the straight man cross the road?

A: Because he was tired of his wife’s nagging.

Q: Why did the straight woman cross the road?

A: To escape domestic abuse.

Q: What do you get when you cross two 15 year olds and box of wine coolers?

A: A baby and a life-time of flipping burgers.

Q: What’s the difference between a straight man and a piece of shit?

A: A piece of shit doesn’t beat his wife.

Q: Why are homophobic jokes typically so short?

A: So that breeders can remember them.

Q: Why are homophobic jokes typically so short?

A: Because nothing a straight man does ever lasts for more than 5 seconds.

Q: How does a straight woman know she’s dreaming?

A: She orgasms in the dream.

Q: What’s the difference between a straight man and a pig?

A: You can kill and eat the pig.

Heteronazis

Hetero nazis ,are disgusting and the world condones it by calling them homophobes.

It's not a phobia , like arachnophobia or agoraphobia.

You are not scared , you are just an ass hole.

They'll do anything.

Beat you , try to kill you.

You know why ? Because they are not civilised.

They are savages and need to be corrected.

Hetero add trying to persuade people to join the wrong lifestyle.

Homophobic arguments

God made a man and a woman to be together and procreate

No , God made a man and a woman obviously. He wasn't going to just make a man or a woman.
But not to be together as heteros do.
Just to have sex when they NEED to reproduce , not to overpopulate the earth.

But gay people can't reproduce

Sex for pleasure and love isn't the same as reproduction . Heteros should know that when all they do it have sex for pleasure and then kill the babies.
It doesn't matter if you are gay , lesbians can get pregnant too.
There are gay animals that are gay and "cheat" to reproduce but still are homosexual and love their homosexual partner.
You don't need to be attracted to the opposite sex to reproduce.
Besides not everyone has to reproduce.
That's the breeder's job , as in the animal kingdom some are superior and others exist just to breed and make sure the superior ones keep reproducing.
Reproducing not in the phisical sense , but when breeders have gay babies is like we are reproducing because they are giving birth to more of us.

The bible say is wrong

The bible was written by hetero men , that hated gays and women.
And wanted to keep people under control.
Not God.

If Gays could reproduce I'd agree

Jesus was born from a virgin ...wtf ???
Not by having hetero sex.

The true colours of heteros

Heteros treat us like they used to treat women and black people.

They won't stop at any point .

They'll do anything to impose their unnatural life style.

Is obvious than men are women don't belong together , as a zebra and a camel don't.
Still they'll pretend it is in their delirium.

Men and women should only have sex for impregnation , but breeders like to do it all the time even if they don't want to procreate.

This heteros are baby killers who think that heterosexual sex and abortion is okay.

IS NOT OK.

They always have excuses for their disgusting lifestyle , excuses for pretending to love someone to have hetero sex with them.

Hetero men will do anything for sex, even harrash and rape females.
Because heterosexual men are pigs , who are sex obsessed and disgusting.

Heteros will try to make you thin that you are the one who is wrong , because most of the population has been corrupted , and everywhere is full of heteros due to overpopulation that the breeders have created.

Heteros do not respect themselves of others.

They are wifebeaters and homophobes.
They are scare that you'll notice that we are the supreme and that they are wrong...

Reasons to dislike heteros

• Abortions
• Overpopulation
• Kids ending in child care
• Death of the supreme AKA us , homosexuals
• Teen pregnancy
• Women's sexual explotation
• "Gentleman's clubs"
• Sexualization and objectification of women
• 50 Shades of Grey
• Disgracing marriage
• Turning marriage into tv contests
• Many hetero man abuse their spouses
• There are still Hetero man who are sexist , while homosexual couples aren't sexist to each other
• Too many children will be abused by their hetero parents before they are 18
• Ove half of marriages of heteros in the USA end up in divorce.
• Syphilis running free
• They try to make people believe AIDS is a gay thing when the most cases are hetero black women
• They try to impose their lifestyle to everyone
• They try to "cure" the supreme with nuns , treatments and other bullshit.
• They want to make you believe since birth that everyone must be a hetero
• Heteros won't stop at nothing to impose their lifestyle
• Many heteros want to deprive you of the right to have kids
• Heteros don't want you to use your right to marriage
• They "obey" the bible selectively
• They don't want you to experience happiness

Heterosexuality is wrong