- what do you get when you throw a straight couple into a vat of acid?
breeding stock - what do you call a straight guy in a gay bar?
a lynch mob - What do you call a straight actor?
an e'ffing liar - what do you do you do when you see a straight guy getting bashed?
kick him while he's down - how many straight guys can you get into the closet?
depends on the fraternity - what do you do you do when you see a straight guy getting bashed?
kick him while he's down - What do u get when you cross a hetero with a meat grinder?
Breeding grounds
Q: What’s the difference between a straight man and a vibrator?
A: The vibrator lasts more than 5 minutes.
Q: Why are hetero women always left unsatisfied?
A: Straight men never ask for directions to the G-spot.
Q: How many straight men does it take to bring out the trash?
A: One man and his wife to bitch at him for an entire week to do it.
Q: What’s straight and satisfying?
A: Nothing.
Q: Why did the straight man cross the road?
A: Because he was tired of his wife’s nagging.
Q: Why did the straight woman cross the road?
A: To escape domestic abuse.
Q: What do you get when you cross two 15 year olds and box of wine coolers?
A: A baby and a life-time of flipping burgers.
Q: What’s the difference between a straight man and a piece of shit?
A: A piece of shit doesn’t beat his wife.
Q: Why are homophobic jokes typically so short?
A: So that breeders can remember them.
Q: Why are homophobic jokes typically so short?
A: Because nothing a straight man does ever lasts for more than 5 seconds.
Q: How does a straight woman know she’s dreaming?
A: She orgasms in the dream.
Q: What’s the difference between a straight man and a pig?
A: You can kill and eat the pig.
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